Sunday, June 12, 2011

Stuff That Happened This Year

"Pulapanzak" in  Honduras. It is 112 feet tall. I swam behind it!


     1.     I swam in 9 waterfalls.
     2.     I learned how to make pupusas, baleadas, and pastelitos by hand.    
     3.     I had two intestinal parasites, discovered I have an abnormality in my ear canals, and got malaria.
     4.     I sang and played guitar with 42 middle-schoolers in a performance with Honduran rock-band  Montuca Soundsystem.  
     5.    With the help of Miss Andrea and Miss Amy, I directed a musical with 18 1st-6th graders.                               
     6.   I watched a group of teachers get robbed at gunpoint at 645 am on our walking route to school.
     7.       I went to a Honduran funeral, 2 welcome parties, 6 birthdays, and 5 going-away parties.
     8.     I drank more Pepsi this year than I have every year of my whole life combined… and I never really enjoyed it.
     9.     Two SJBS students’ parents were murdered (this year). Prior to this year, I had never known a person whose family members were murdered. Now I know 4 of them: all students
     10.   I discovered how precious hot showers are to me and how I can survive without them.
     11.   I mastered the art of the bucket shower.  
     12.   I was punched in the kidney by a doctor, I peed in a baby food jar at a medical clinic and paid less for medical care for the whole year than my monthly health insurance payment in the states.
     13.   I read 9 books. Don’t judge… this is a big step for me.
     14.  I rode in the bed of a truck approximately 73 times (this is an estimate).
     15.    I almost spent the night in a Honduran jail for not carring my ID. Lesson learned.
     16.   I made dinner with a team once/week for 14 people with $11.
     17.   I discovered that pretty much anything could be sold in a little plastic baggy.
     18.  I taught a whole year of science about topics that I had never learned in school.
     19.   I ran a science fair.
     20.   I was amazed by the depth of middle schoolers in a discussion about the necessity of art in our society. They actually came up with the concept that art can be used as a healing technique. Wow.
     21.   I gave 9 falta menores (detentions) and 2 Falta Mayores (“major dententions”)
 22.    I taught in pants in a classroom without A/C on numerous days that weather.com marked the “feels-like” temperature at 113.
      23.   I met Dina. This one is special.
      24.   I paraglided  over Lago de Atitlan in Guatemala with Amy Marie.
      25.   I missed down comforters, leafy greens, farmers markets, my puppy, specialty beers, my friends, my family, and my bird. In the process, I came to appreciate them so much more.